That first awkward post that will look NOTHING like the others

"Hold onto your butts"- Samuel L. Jackson, Jurassic Park. 

Congratulations, You have just made a classic internet mistake and clicked on the wrong link. Don't worry, I won't judge you, it happens to the best of us. I'll just wait here patiently for you close this page and do something else.

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Still waiting...

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And a little more for good measure...

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And you're gone!

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Ooooooooooor not. Alright, you appear to be here to actually read my blog. I suppose this was bound to happen at some point, So I might as well share my plans for the immediate future of this blog:

1. Random musings. 

2. Attempts at actual advice.

3. Talking about things I like.

4. Talking about things I don't like.

5. Pacific Rim. (see 3)

6. Ian Goldsmith and Chris Bowden. (see 4)

7. Video games.

8. "Is this art?"-Featuring April Czarnetzki(if I can afford her services)

9. More random musings.

10. The mantis shrimp.

You should know that I try not to take life too seriously, and this blog will be no different. 

Some typical background information is in order:

WHO: Kurt Giese (that's me!)

WHAT: I already went over that

WHERE: Cedar Falls, IA. Or the internet.

WHEN: Now. Or when you're reading it, so later.

WHY: Because I like you, and I promised I would. I'm a man of my word

Anyway I suppose I should explain the title, but I'm not going to, so tough. Check back later for something that will inevitably  be wildly incoherent and make little sense.